Christmas Shopping!
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Christmas Shopping!
Michele and I used to go Christmas shopping together... That's until she realized what a rookie shopper I am. A rookie and a professional just can't shop together! So here is what happened the last time we "gave it a go"...
Christmas Shopping
Michele and I were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The Mall was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe store, she was surprised to find that I was nowhere to be seen. Irritated because she had a lot to do, she called my cell to ask him where I was.
In a subdued voice I replied, "Do you remember that jewelry shop we went
into a couple of years ago, where you fell in love with that beautiful
diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I promised that I would buy it for you one day?"
Barely able to contain her emotions, and with tears I could hear already forming in her eyes, she said, "Yes, of course I remember that shop."
"Well, I'm in the bar next door."
We haven't shopped together since.
Christmas Shopping
Michele and I were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The Mall was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe store, she was surprised to find that I was nowhere to be seen. Irritated because she had a lot to do, she called my cell to ask him where I was.
In a subdued voice I replied, "Do you remember that jewelry shop we went
into a couple of years ago, where you fell in love with that beautiful
diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I promised that I would buy it for you one day?"
Barely able to contain her emotions, and with tears I could hear already forming in her eyes, she said, "Yes, of course I remember that shop."
"Well, I'm in the bar next door."
We haven't shopped together since.
williemcd- Posts : 1207
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Re: Christmas Shopping!
BILL!!! LOL.....Bless her heart! She's so nice!
When Scott & I go shopping....He can be found at the "As seen on TV" display!!
When Scott & I go shopping....He can be found at the "As seen on TV" display!!
Doxiemom- Posts : 365
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Location : Midlothian/Powhatan
Re: Christmas Shopping!
tell him don't get the waxvac, it doesn't work!Doxiemom wrote:BILL!!! LOL.....Bless her heart! She's so nice!
When Scott & I go shopping....He can be found at the "As seen on TV" display!!
kat12- Posts : 407
Join date : 2013-08-26
Re: Christmas Shopping!
OMG!! LOL!! You didn't!!?? Well..I CAN tell you that hose that shrinks back up is a aquarium cleaners best friend!!
Doxiemom- Posts : 365
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Re: Christmas Shopping!
Yup, I did, and returned it on the reason that it blows instead of sucks.Doxiemom wrote:OMG!! LOL!! You didn't!!?? Well..I CAN tell you that hose that shrinks back up is a aquarium cleaners best friend!!
kat12- Posts : 407
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